Being newly married, this story made me laugh until I pee'd a little. Imagine the greatest moment of your life, and then you go get arrested after for trying to pick up a hooker. What in the heck, Mohammed Ahmed. SG

Mohammed Ahmed is 21, was in Florida on his honeymoon. Exchanging "I love you's" with his new bride, and soliciting a hooker. Mohammed answered an online ad for a hooker. OMG. This dude...

Mohammed arrived for his extra honeymoon action, paid for his "service" and was arrested. First off, he's on his honeymoon...did he tell his new wife he was going out to pick up milk? "Honey, I could really go for a bowl of cereal I'm gonna run to the 7-11 real quick."

Oh so not only was this an arrest for soliciting a hooker, but he also had pot on him. What a honeymoon!

The bride called the police to report him missing, missing because he was in jail. How did that workout at home?

So your hubby is not missing, ma'am he was arrested while out celebrating his recent marriage to you. Yikes! Here's the happily married man:

Polk County Sheriff’s Office

I wonder if he had his ring on? Anyway, no word on if the marriage ended on the spot or if the couple tried to move on and Mohammed stopped answering online ads. This is fantastic stuff people, as Double T ALWAYS says, "at least it wasn't Rockford."

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