The Illinois Department of Transportation always posts clever messages over the roadways encouraging drivers to drive sober and keep their phones down, until now.

Here are some examples of messages that have popped up on those electronic boards along I-90 in Illinois.

 

Jason Adams via Facebook

Because ketchup doesn't belong on a hotdog? This isn't nearly as good at what popped up recently.

Now here's a little marijuana wordplay... but it's still got nothing on what you're about to read.

Illinois State Police via Facebook

Finally, the message you've been scrolling for. A well-worded reminder to put your phone down and keep your eyes on the road, all based on a 2 Live Crew song that I'm not brave enough to include a link to in this article.

Although funny and clever, I'm not sure anyone would understood the reference would be able to follow the law and keep their phone in their pocket.

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