Let me ask you something. What are the three most dangerous activities you can partake in? We all know that underwater cage fighting with great white sharks and bungee diving into a live volcano are two of them, but can you name the third? Of course! It's cooking bacon while naked. You'll get burns on parts of your body you didn't even know you had. Trust me. It's an unpleasant fact of life, but now you no longer need to suffer.