If you do disgusting anything to a squad car in Illinois, you're definitely going to jail.

Being Drunk Makes People Fearless

I'm going to go out on a limb and say most of us have been wasted at some time in our lives. Maybe not black-out drunk but buzzed enough to do something stupid. It usually happens when we are younger and inexperienced, for example in college. Alcohol can give the timidest person no fear. You might have heard of "beer muscles."

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Be Respectful While Dealing With Police Officers

The rule of thumb I like to follow when dealing with police officers is to be respectful. Being a jerk will not get you anywhere fast besides in the back of a squad car and off the jail. In my experience, being kind will definitely get you a lot farther. That goes for their official vehicles too. Do you like it when anyone messes with your wheels? I didn't think so. Especially, because it acts as a mobile office for the cops.

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Drunk Illinois Man Urinates On Police Car

Drunk Illinois Man Urinated On Police Car

In Urbana, a drunk person was walking through a parking lot. There was a squad car parked in a spot. Apparently, he had to go to the bathroom but couldn't make it to the proper restroom. That's when he decided to urinate on the cop car. THe officer was sitting in the vehicle. He was immediately arrested.

According to foxillinois.com, 

A man who was intoxicated peed on a police car on Thursday.


The Vermillion County Sheriff's Office says, Jeffery H Lookingbill, 60, of Urbana, peed on a squad car belonging to the Vermillion County Sheriff's Office while it was parked in an Urbana parking lot.

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