Do they even need to do a sobriety test when you're this drunk?

A 25-year-old named Justin Sproul was leaving a bar near Portland, Maine on Saturday, when he backed his truck into a parked car. And no, he didn't leave a note, but that's not why he's in trouble.

It turned out his trailer hitch got lodged in the other car's bumper. But he didn't realize it, and drove off.

Police spotted him turning onto a major road, and he was still towing the car behind him.

He's facing charges for driving under the influence.

Read more at Central Maine.