Dramatic Readings of 1991 WCW Trading Cards [VIDEO]

"Not only do his smoldering glances turn his opponents' knees to jelly..."

Yesterday, Digital Rob brought me a present. They were two packages of 1991 WCW World Championship Wrestling trading cards.

At first, I didn't want open the cards because what if they are worth money? Then I realized that was stupid and I tore into the decks as quick as I could.

The cards were amazing, but the best part about them were what was written on the back.

My favorite card was Ric Flair's. It said:

Anyone who has ever gone one-on-one with Ric Flair in the ring can tell you he's a force to be reckoned with. Not only do his smoldering glances turn his opponents' knees to jelly but outside the ring, they tend to have the same effect on the ladies.

 

Seriously, who gets paid to write these? I'm not sure, but I did the tough job of reading them dramatically with Imaging Mike.