Border Agents Say My Bologna Has a First Name, Illegal

Border agents seized 154 pounds of pot, no wait cocaine, no wait....bologna.

From WREX El Paso, Texas US Border Agents have seized 150 pounds of bologna! Agents say a driver claimed he had frozen turkeys and ham in his truck, no it was a lot of bologna...his story AND what he was carrying. So dude lied about his bologna.

So get this, the driver was let go but the bologna was destroyed. Why? You can't carry bologna across the border, it could introduce "foreign animal diseases to the domestic pork industry." I had no idea, that's some bologna.