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![Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Anenia.gif?w=980&q=75)
Woman Kills Man for Failing to Share Crack on Thanksgiving
Before Black Friday, there's Crack Thursday.
![Fight Over Birthday Cake Ends With One Man Dead](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/11/Carlos.gif?w=980&q=75)
Fight Over Birthday Cake Ends With One Man Dead
Birthday wish, meet death wish.
![Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Donald2.gif?w=980&q=75)
Cops Find $46K Worth of Donald Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills
Someone is in bigly trouble.
![Fried Chicken Beer Is a Beverage Oddity That Is Now Available](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Fried.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Fried Chicken Beer Is a Beverage Oddity That Is Now Available
Not since Netflix and chill have two wonderful things like this come together.
![Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/08/Wheelchair.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Idiot Driver Dragging Man in Wheelchair to McDonald’s Loses His License
Big Mac? Try big mistake.
![Most Dude Survey Ever Names the Best Places for a ‘Mancation’](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/07/Mancatiion.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Most Dude Survey Ever Names the Best Places for a ‘Mancation’
This is basically the adult version of a kids' treehouse with a "No Girls Allowed" sign outside of it.
![Man With an Epic Half-Beard Has Been Arrested](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/07/Kevin.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man With an Epic Half-Beard Has Been Arrested
This guy's attempt at shaving is half-hearted.
![Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Charles.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Man Who Committed Sex Acts With Vegetables Going to Jail for Life
We can only imagine what this guy thinks about butternut squash.
![100 People Name the Oddest Places They’ve Had Sex And We Can Never Drive Our Car Again](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Sex.jpg?w=980&q=75)
100 People Name the Oddest Places They’ve Had Sex And We Can Never Drive Our Car Again
When you're in the mood for love, it doesn't matter where you are.
![Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/06/Spider.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Woman’s Headaches Are Really a Spider Living in Her Ear
Daddy longlegs, meet migraine.