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![Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Beer2.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Thieves Stole a Whopping $160,000 Worth of Beer
The only thing better than a nice cold one is a heck of a lot of nice cold ones.
![Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/05/Tattoo.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Tattoos Now Make Noise Because Our Bodies Are Too Darned Quiet
Tattoos are now something for the eyes and the ears.
![These Hilarious Passive-Aggressive Tools May Save Your Relationship](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Relationship.jpg?w=980&q=75)
These Hilarious Passive-Aggressive Tools May Save Your Relationship
Respect. Compromise. Understanding. That's the old school way to keep your relationship going strong.
![Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/04/Beer.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Idiot Runs Into Burning House to Save Beer
The only time it's not okay to enjoy a nice cold one is when it's trapped inside a big hot one.
![This Car Magically Soars Over Traffic With Amazing Ease](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Hum.jpg?w=980&q=75)
This Car Magically Soars Over Traffic With Amazing Ease
This car rises head and shoulders above all others.
![Dude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a Date](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Lee-De-Paauw.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Dude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a Date
She may break his heart, but that won't hurt nearly as much as what he's already been through.
![Gas Station Erupts in Flames After Uber SUV Plows Into Pump](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Fire.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Gas Station Erupts in Flames After Uber SUV Plows Into Pump
It looks like something out of a movie.
![Motorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/03/Motorcycle.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Motorcycle Swing Is a Disaster Waiting to Happen
"Motorcycle" and "swing" are two words that should never appear next to each other.
![Grandma Burns Grandson With Hilariously Offensive Birthday Card](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/02/Grandma.jpg?w=980&q=75)
Grandma Burns Grandson With Hilariously Offensive Birthday Card
Subconsciously, this grandmother has a pretty filthy mind.
![Cocky MMA Fighter Learns a Brutal Lesson About Taunting Your Opponent](http://townsquare.media/site/390/files/2017/02/MMA-knockout-of-showboater.png?w=980&q=75)
Cocky MMA Fighter Learns a Brutal Lesson About Taunting Your Opponent
It's a lesson he won't forget -- that is, if he can remember it ever happening.