8 Things You Can Only Do in Las Vegas [PHOTOS]

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

I love Las Vegas. I've been there many times, and each visit is crazier than the last.

Some things, you can only experience when you are in Las Vegas.

1. Vegas is the only time I've ever hula-hooped with a hoop bigger than me.

2. Las Vegas is the only place I've ever watched a fat Elvis do karaoke.

3. Las Vegas is the only place I could drink a margarita next to an Egyptian statue.

4. Las Vegas is the only place you can be in Paris at the same time.

5. Las Vegas is the only place you can meet a boob-staring Sponge Bob Square Pants.

6. Las Vegas is the only place you can hear KISS' 'Lick It Up' playing from a lighted ceiling while attempting to do your best Gene Simmons impression.

7. Las Vegas is the only place where KISS walks around freely and you pay six dollars for a photo.

8. Las Vegas is the only place where you can meet Elton John!