
12 Things You Can Only See At a Pumpkin Patch
Captain Jack and I went to The Pumpkin Patch in Caledonia on a field trip today! I love field trips.
We had a great time walking around and seeing all the different things that a pumpkin patch has to offer.
But there are some things that you can ONLY see at a pumpkin patch.
1. Only at a pumpkin patch can you see pumpkins falling from the sky. (Seriously, Captain Jack was seconds away from having one fall on his head!)
2. Only at a pumpkin patch do you realize that pumpkins have more hair than Captain Jack.
3. Only at a pumpkin patch are you afraid if you get to close, the animals will spit on you.
4. Only at a pumpkin patch can a blonde get lost in a corn maze.
5. All joking aside... Only at a pumpkin patch can you actually get lost in an actual corn maze.
6. Only at a pumpkin patch do you learn to appreciate your short friends, they are closer to the pumpkins.
7. Only at a pumpkin patch can you find a pumpkin bigger than you.
8. Only at a pumpkin patch can you see a horse of a different color. Are we in Oz?
9. Only at a pumpkin patch can you buy Uncle Pumpkin Sam's pumpkins.
10. Only at a pumpkin patch can you hold a pumpkin patch kid.
11. Only at a pumpkin patch can you take a bath outside with a mouse.
12. Only at a pumpkin patch will you get buried upside down if you don't pay for your pumpkins.
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