12 Things You Can Only See At a Pumpkin Patch

Captain Jack and I went to The Pumpkin Patch in Caledonia on a field trip today! I love field trips.

We had a great time walking around and seeing all the different things that a pumpkin patch has to offer.

But there are some things that you can ONLY see at a pumpkin patch.

1. Only at a pumpkin patch can you see pumpkins falling from the sky. (Seriously, Captain Jack was seconds away from having one fall on his head!)

pumpkins falling from the sky

2. Only at a pumpkin patch do you realize that pumpkins have more hair than Captain Jack.

pumpkins with funny hair

3. Only at a pumpkin patch are you afraid if you get to close, the animals will spit on you.

animals that spit at you

4. Only at a pumpkin patch can a blonde get lost in a corn maze.

blonde corn maze

5. All joking aside... Only at a pumpkin patch can you actually get lost in an actual corn maze.

lost in a corn maze

6. Only at a pumpkin patch do you learn to appreciate your short friends, they are closer to the pumpkins.

short people pick better pumpkins

7. Only at a pumpkin patch can you find a pumpkin bigger than you.

giant pumpkin in illinois

8. Only at a pumpkin patch can you see a horse of a different color. Are we in Oz?

horse of a different color

9. Only at a pumpkin patch can you buy Uncle Pumpkin Sam's pumpkins.

buy american

10. Only at a pumpkin patch can you hold a pumpkin patch kid.

hold a pumpkin baby

11. Only at a pumpkin patch can you take a bath outside with a mouse.

take a bath outside

12. Only at a pumpkin patch will you get buried upside down if you don't pay for your pumpkins.

pay for your pumpkins