Thieves

Almost like the opening to a joke, thieves walked into an ice cream parlor and hot dog stand combo restaurant to steal something ridiculous (your punchline goes here).

It sounds like the plot from a 1990s high school movie where nerdy thieves use technology to steal thousands of dollars worth of skateboarding gear.

Do you remember when thieves would just steal packages off of your front porch, now they're breaking into post offices.

Being a food delivery driver used to be an easy and safe way to make some money in Illinois but each year it gets a little more dangerous.

Thieves are on the loose after they broke into Pelcher's Shooters Supply Gun Store in Lansing, Illinois and stole everything but firearms.

A high-speed chase with Illinois and Wisconsin police leads to the arrest of shoplifters and the recovery of $18,000 worth of stolen merchandise.

The reason these thieves in Illinois robbed a gas station will blow your mind.

After stealing alcohol from multiple retail locations, these thieves have finally been arrested by Illinois police.

This is not part of a joke, thieves really did walk into a bar and came out with an ATM machine, but surprisingly no one seemed to care.

Thieves in Illinois are now stealing this very unusual item.