Chicagoan Wins Wing Bowl [PICS]

When I plop down on my couch to watch multi-million dollar commercials, I gotta have a giant bowl of wings in front of me. I could never partake in a speed-eating contest or anything, but if there was a competition for sitting around and chowing down hot wings over the course of an afternoon, I'd probably win.

Forget Buffalo when it comes to wings. Chicagoan Patrick Bertoletti won the Wing Bowl in Philadelphia win a heartburn inducing, record setting 444 wings in 26 minutes. It's Pat's world and we're just living in it. This is what it looks like after eating that many:

If you missed the Wing Bowl, you can still impress your friends by checking out this thing called the Super Bowl, this Sunday. Kickoff is at 5:30 p.m. on NBC. As every bookie in Vegas knows, I'm picking the Seahawks over the Patriots, 37-34. You saw it here first.