10 Least Stressful Jobs of 2015

How is radio disc jockey not on the list?

Probably because my job is actually stressful? I'm just guessing.

When I think of jobs that require little or no stress, I can't think of one. I really can't. Everything stresses me out.

Forbes put together a list of the top 10 least stressful jobs of this year. How did your job rank on the list?

10. Forklift Operator: Really? This seems super stressful to me. I knew a guy once that got thrown from a forklift and almost died. Scary stuff. But yeah Forbes, not stressful at all.

9. Librarian: Yeah, until your OCD starts to kick in. All those people talking too loudly when the signs clearly say to be quiet. Don't get me started on the late fees.

8. Dietitian: How could that not be stressful!? First wine is terrible for you, then wine is great. With all the different fads and 'new sci-ency studies' I'd never be able to get all the facts straight.

7. Seamstress: This can't be true. Have you heard of Bridezilla? She's a very scary person.

6. Medical Laboratory Technician: All fun and games until you poke your eye out with your microscope.

5. Jeweler: Doesn't like every action movie have some sort of jewelry store robbery? I'd hate to go to work everyday thinking the Reservoir Dogs are just going to blow the place up.

4. Medical Records Technician: Have you not seen how doctors write? All those color coded files would make my mind dizzy.

3. University Professor, Tenured: College kids are brats.

2. Audiologist: The last thing I would want to do is look into people's ears all day. Gross.

1. Hair Stylist: Ugh, hello! Nothing but drama in a hair salon! I've known too many stylists to leave the industry because it was nothing but stress.

Am I missing something here? Do you have one of these jobs and think I'm totally out of line? Are you really stress free? Let me know in the comments below.