What a time to be alive. Why send a potato through the mail, when you can send a bag of gummy d-cks? True story.

Depending on what size (wah wah), bag you order - prices range from $9.59 to $17.59. There is even a 'Eat a Bag of D-cks' coffee mug you can order. As I said, these are mailed anonymously. I don't care if someone who hated me, or someone who liked me sent me a bag, I would laugh either way.

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I think I am going to place an order now, and have a bag or two shipped to Chris Monroe. Maybe he will write a taste test review afterward? Bag of D-cks, M'mm M'mm good!