I had to reread this story 100 times, and I still don't get it. According to WIFR  22-year-old Elizabeth Hixon broke into the Hill household in Columbus, Ohio and bathed their 2 year old son.

According to Hixon, the child was outside at the time and she brought him in to take care of him. The dog started barking, waking the family so they could walk into the bathroom to see a stranger bathing their child. What in the actual hell.

Elizabeth Hixon was arrested and for burglary, maybe she stole the rubber duck?