While James Hetfield entering rehab is serious business (get well soon Papa Het) this FAKE NEWS is pretty damn good.

According to MADHOUSEMAGAZINE :

ADAM LAMBERT TO REPLACE JAMES HETFIELD IN METALLICA

This story even comes with great fake quotes for Metallica drummer, Lars Ulrich:

“Axl Rose was busy with the Guns n Roses tour, so I tried every other singer around, I tried Gaga, Streisand, Manilow, Snoop Dogg, you name it but no one was available.”

What an amazing move for rock and roll! Adam Lambert was so excited about his new adventure:

“I love them, ‘Stairway to Heaven’ is my favorite. I have the perfect outfit too. I have this awesome leather hot pants ensemble and I am going to bedazzle the words ‘Enter Sandman’ on the butt.”

Happy Monday everyone.