Ted Nugent

He laughed off protestors against Alabama gig, calling them "serpents."

Show was set to take place in July in Birmingham, Alabama.

Guitarist says he'll still make music, but "the logistics are just too complicated" to continue touring.

"You have to have shit for brains and you have to be a soulless, soulless prick to put Joan Jett."

It's only been (over) a year.

"I thought I was dying," the rocker admitted while announcing the news.

He's still pushing for Trump.

Guitarist says he argued with Sammy Hagar TV-show producers over Motley Crue drummer.

Yankovic yanks him and cranks him.

On this upcoming season of Reno 911, things are going to get weird.