If you thought your life would resemble most Disney TV shows and movies the minute you signed up for their new streaming service, hackers have shown up to remind you that apparently it's not possible.
Thousands of years from now, alien archaeologists will come to one inescapable conclusion: The Simpsons dictated humanity’s every advance. The latest evidence is none other than today’s giant Disney-Fox merger, which America’s favorite family jokingly predicted in 1998.