cow

That's A LOT of butter.

He was on a dairy farm in Crystal Springs, Florida and was "mooooved" to dump cow crap on someone's head.

It's never to early to start planning your Halloween costume.

I am no farmer, so reading all of this is basically like speaking to me in Japanese.

As a kid, I would love when the new Guinness Book of World Records was released. They would rarely really change, except for the cover of the book. The Sears Tower was always the tallest building, there were always the two fat guys on the motorcycles