Bono

U2 played the United Center, and Bono bit it.

In news that should come as absolutely no surprise to anyone who knows anything about either of the two men in question...

"We had one of the first color TVs on our street, and David Bowie was the reason to have a color TV."

Don't expect to see Bono pick up a guitar during U2's upcoming iNNOCENCE + eXPERIENCE tour.

Talk about adding insult to injury: After enduring copious amounts of surgery following his nasty bike accident last fall, Bono may have lost the ability to play guitar.

At first, Bono seemed taken aback by the outrage generated by U2's placement of their new album into the iTunes libraries of 700 million users.

U2 singer Bono reportedly needs surgery after a New York City bike accident.

U2's Bono hasn't been wearing sunglasses for the last two decades to look cool. Instead, he's battling a light sensitivity caused by glaucoma.

It's a question that has plagued U2 fans and the general public for years: Why does Bono insist on wearing sunglasses indoors?

So here's how much music is apparently worth in 2014.