This isn't a question of "should" you wear a thong to the beach, because if we're being honest most of us shouldn't, this is asking if you can get arrested for wearing a thong to an Illinois beach.
In the words of Nicki Minaj, "Lets go to the beach, each, let's go get away"!
I hope you're starting to fill your summer calendar up. Because the warm weather is right around the corner and once everyone catches that summer bug, summer reservations are going to start to get booked up...
The horrible TV show Baywatch is seen by 90 billion people in 346 countries throughout the world everyday. That may be a bit much, but it's a hell of a lot more than you think. Perhaps the most memorable thing about the show is the opening where bimbos and beefcakes (mimbos) run along the beach in slow motion...
Let's keep this simple. A day at beach can get anybody excited, including Walter the Labrador. Walter lives in Sicily. You never see his face, but you can feel his excitement as he is unleashed and given the go ahead to run to the sea. Walter has a Go-Pro camera strapped to his back and bounds down steps, over rocks and boulders, past beachgoers and jumps into what looks like a perfect sea...
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