This is by far my favorite story of the week, you can't make this kind of stuff up.

A Home Depot in Kansas called 911 to report what they thought was a bomb threat but in fact, it was a customer dropping a deuce in the bathroom.

Police were sent to the store after receiving this call:

"We just had a customer here made what may have been a bomb threat," said the caller. "He said, uh, somebody told me there's a bomb in here and you need to leave the building. He said it three times."

According to KWCH, police did some investigating and learned the "bomb threat" came from a man in a bathroom stall warning others about the severity of his need to use the restroom. "You all need to get out of here because I'm fixin' to blow it up."

I would have to imagine everyone had a good laugh after it was all cleared up.