Man Assaults Girlfriend Who Complained About His Horrible Farts

A Texas man is sitting behind bars after being arrested for attacking his girlfriend last night.

Christopher Ragsdale, 41, and his girlfriend were relaxing on the couch when he blew the butt bugle. Shortly after, the girlfriend complained that the backdoor breeze she was smelling "Smelled horrible."

Presumably embarrassed by his heinous anus, Ragsdale grabbed the girlfriend by her hair and threw her on the ground. He climbed on her back and started choking her. A friend intervened, and told him to leave as the girlfriend grabbed her keys.

Christopher yelled at and head butted the girlfriend before she left, according to the affidavit.

Christopher was charged with Assault Family Violence- Choking, and held on a $10,000 bond.

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