A Wauwatosa man is accused of breaking into a bar early Friday morning, and apparently he's ready for some football.

Mind you, he's not ready to play, but definitely ready to be comfortable while watching his favorite team take the field.

WISN reports that police say Thomas Barrath was breaking into this bar while wearing a plush Green Bay Packers robe. I'm pretty sure there's nowhere on the product description of this luxurious item that says "perfect for stealing a few drinks."

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A Bizarre Wisconsin Break-In Spree

Despite the robe offering no such recommendation, Barrath apparently did it anyway at Jackson's Blue Ribbon Pub by crawling through a window. Cops say Barrath stole a six-pack of White Claw and a bottle of Tito's.

Police didn't need to go far to find Barrath, as they found him just a block away, asleep in some bushes.

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The criminal complaint alleges Barrath also left his two young kids at home, which added to the charges, as he is now facing two counts of child neglect and one charge of burglary.

Am I the only one shocked someone is stealing White Claws in Wisconsin? You're committing burglary in a Green Bay Packers robe. At least steal something that pairs with the outfit.

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