11 Hilarious Comments Made About Adult Toy Left in a Belvidere Street

We have no backstory on how this intimate little toy was let in the middle of State Street in Belvidere, Illinois, so several were suggested and they're hilarious.

Sex Toy in the Middle of the Road

Why does that sound like the title of a song? If it were a song, it would probably be a country song, something about a kinky love affair that just got tossed away, in the middle of the road.

There are some wild things that happen in Belvidere, while I don't know about everything that happens, there's a Facebook group that keeps me in the loop. It wasn't that long ago that I learned about the Lawnmower Man that was cruising all over Belvidere in the middle of the night.

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I asked ChatGPT to write a country song about the sex toy found in Belvidere, and this is what I got:

(Verse 1) Out in the country, where the river bends,

There's a tale 'bout a thing that breaks all the trends.

It's not your usual cowboy hat or boots,

No, it's something that's hidden, beneath denim suits.

 

(Chorus) It's a country secret, they don't talk about much, But there's a story 'bout a butt plug, that's got that country touch.

It's a little bit risqué, but it's got its own charm,

In this honky-tonk town, it's a twist on the farm.

 

(Verse 2) Now, Billy Bob, he's a good ol' boy,

He works hard on the farm, brings home the joy.

But when the sun sets, and the moon shines bright, He's got a little secret, that makes him feel right.

 

(Chorus) It's a country secret, they don't talk about much, But there's a story 'bout a butt plug, that's got that country touch.

It's a little bit risqué, but it's got its own charm,

In this honky-tonk town, it's a twist on the farm.

 

(Bridge) Now, don't you judge a cowboy by what he hides away,

Sometimes it takes a little somethin' to brighten up his day. In the wide-open spaces, where the coyotes howl,

A butt plug brings comfort when life's taking its toll.

 

(Verse 3) Sally Sue, she's Billy Bob's lovin' wife,

She knows his secret, it brings no strife.

She's got her own collection, in a drawer by the bed,

When they come together, it's a love that's fed.

 

(Chorus) It's a country secret, they don't talk about much, But there's a story 'bout a butt plug, that's got that country touch.

It's a little bit risqué, but it's got its own charm,

In this honky-tonk town, it's a twist on the farm.

 

(Outro) So, if you're out in the country, don't you be surprised,

If you hear whispers of pleasure, under starry skies.

For love knows no boundaries, and it takes many forms,

In this country tale, a butt plug is just one norm.

If you can sing and do some country-style pickin' on a guitar, could you please record this for me? LOL!

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The photo of the toy was shared in the What's Happening in Belvidere, IL Facebook group. I knew there'd be some 'gold' in the comments, I was right.

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Here's the original Facebook post where you can read ALL the comments, including the ones too inappropriate to share.