As a general rule, I believe in wearing as much clothing as humanly possible. With that awkward life creed out of the way, there are 4 places in Illinois where people can allegedly be naked in public.

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While I am a live and let live sort of person, I will say that I wouldn't be caught dead in any of these locations. I know what my mirror looks like every day and these places are NOT meant for a guy like me. However, to each his/her own.

Without trying, I ended up on the Wikipedia page that lists the "social nudity places in North America". (Insert awkward grin emoji here) Here they are in no particular order:

It's interesting that Blue Lake Resort says they "celebrate losing their clothes, but not their morals". I found one couple who somehow misunderstood some rules.

Who am I to judge? I got kicked out of the Adams County Fair once for handing out t-shirts (ah, the memories).

To reiterate, I'm not endorsing this lifestyle and plan to wear sweaters and turtlenecks in July to emphasize my position. However, if this is your cup of tea, enjoy. Just remember your morals stay on, mister (and misses).

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