An Orland Park, Illinois woman walked out of a grocery store with a cart full of booze that she didn't pay for. The funny part of the story, that wasn't really why she was arrested...PATCH

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I forget my wallet all the time...I will leave for a store, or work, or wherever and will have to turn around and head back home. 9 times out of 10 my wife will be standing there with my wallet in her hand as I pull back in the driveway. This woman didn't forget her wallet, she forget that she has heroin in her pocket. Oops.

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Lisa N. Skrobanski loaded up a cart filled with her favorite spirits and figured she would just leave with it. No paying, not even trying to hide it, screw it I'm leaving!

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Cops show up to arrest her for theft and got a little more than they bargained for! Lisa had heroin in her pocket...oops. This led to a full search, it just snowballs...

Lisa was busted for:

Felony possession of a controlled substance

Two misdemeanor charges for having drug needles and other equipment

She was found with needles, and other drug equipment as well. Officers performed a sobriety test, which Lisa failed and was found under the influence oh heroin as well.

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The grocery cart has $240 worth of booze in it. So taking all the Fireball got her in a HUGE load of trouble. Bail for Lisa was set at $20,000 and these are federal charges.

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