Imagine taking your midgets to some silly cartoon movie. You have your popcorn, your soda, and your Twizzlers. The kids are ready to watch "Alvin & The Chipmunks" when all of a sudden, a strange man stands on his seat and flashes the movie goers! WTH!

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Mypurgatoryyears
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I'm pretty sure in my situation, the theatre employees would be cleaning up more than popcorn after the film...but anyway.

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Ryan McVay
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This happened in Chicago at a movie theatre in the North Riverside Park Mall. the movie playing, "Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked." Edward Brown, thirty minutes into the wholesome cartoon, Edward stood up and exposed his chipmunk to the crowd inside the theatre.

Edward then sat down, and enjoyed the feature film...But wait, 90+ people just saw your juke, dude. His movie viewing didn't last long as he was soon busted by the mall cops. Arrested by North Riverside cops  he was charged with a variety of criminal counts, which included sexual exploitation of children, disorderly conduct, and showing his tiny chipmunk in public.

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Here is what Mr. Brown told cops...brace yourself. He was led into the theatre by an unnamed women, directed to sit in the front row and wait for return which would come with sex and drugs....Oh, and she told him to remove all of his clothes. Wow what a movie theatre! I mean, I thought it was cool when movie theatres started serving real food and beer...this is so much better.

Not that it matters in the big picture, but you had to do this during a "G" rated film? You couldn't have picked like a Mel Gibson flick or some cheesy horror movie?

Just remember folks, drugs are bad.