Do you want to bang a snowman?

Florida Man is at it again, this time in St. Petersburg. Cody Christopher Meader, 20, went in to a Target, and noticed a Disney stuffed animal display. He then grabbed an Olaf, and began to dry hump the poor guy, because you know, love is an open door. Once he "Let it Go," he had a recharge period.

Pinellas County Sheriff's Office

Meader then worked his way over to the toy department and found himself a unicorn, only to begin to dry hump it as well. Police then arrived and arrested him.

The store destroyed then the merchandise, because it was obviously not usable.

It's all detailed in the police report:

Pinellas County Sheriff's Office

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