Chance The Snapper Is Finally Safe In Florida

Honestly, the more video we get of this "vicious" reptile the more embarrassed the entire city of Chicago should feel. 

Did you see that beast? That average-sized woman had no problem wrangling ol' Chance in that video. Pretty sure they only used duct tape on the mouth was for the video. I still don't think he actually has any teeth.

That's video from the St. Augustine Alligator Sanctuary in Florida. The same sanctuary that sent an actual alligator expert, instead of a huckster, to wrangle the deadly beast.

This is what the summer of '19 will be remembered for in the future. The time a city of 3 million was paralyzed in fear of a 3-foot mini-gator. Have some respect for yourselves one time Chicago.