Dwyer & Michaels

This is a man's man.

I want a whole book for Flamin' Hot.

This actually looks pretty comfy.

This is one of few urban legends I don't believe in. I mean, it's no Bigfoot.

It makes me uncomfortable to look at, if I'm honest.

I always hand in a 2-week notice.

Someone once told me Natural Light is like sex in a kayak. It's... I'll let you figure out the rest of that phrase.

They got in an argument, which could only be resolved by stabbing him in the butt.

No more wasted time.

Business in the front, party in the back.