Dwyer & Michaels
Florida Man Wrestles Alligator to Save 3-Month-Old Puppy, Never Loses His Cigar
This is a man's man.
Cheetos Holiday Cookbook is On The Way
I want a whole book for Flamin' Hot.
Arby’s Debuts Deep Fried Turkey Pillow
This actually looks pretty comfy.
Loch Ness Monster Spotted on Sonar
This is one of few urban legends I don't believe in. I mean, it's no Bigfoot.
KFC Has Shaved Colonel Sanders For Movember
It makes me uncomfortable to look at, if I'm honest.
Walmart Employee Quits Job on Intercom After Calling Out Manager, Co-Workers
I always hand in a 2-week notice.
Planters Unveils Natty Light-Flavored Peanuts
Someone once told me Natural Light is like sex in a kayak. It's... I'll let you figure out the rest of that phrase.
Man Stabbed in Butt Over Game of Chess
They got in an argument, which could only be resolved by stabbing him in the butt.
New Website Tracks Every Broken McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine in Real Time
No more wasted time.
Illinois Kid Competing for Top Mullet In U.S.A.
Business in the front, party in the back.