9 Signs That Immediately Prove Someone Isn’t From The 815
As a dang near lifelong Rockfordian, it's easy to tell I love this place and take pride in my hometown. One thing I like is meeting people that have relocated here and, most times, I can tell immediately if you're not actually from the 815. Here are eight easy clues to look for:
- 1
They ask, "What's A Beef-A-Roo?"
That's an offensive question.
- 2
They don't understand sock monkeys.
They originated in Rockford. Just accept them and love them.
- 3
They say the Rockford Speedway is too loud.
It's not... you're just not from the 815. Also, we ARE aware that it's actually located in Loves Park.
- 4
They say "Ji-row" instead of "yee-row."
People all over the country eat gyro's but if you're from the 815 you say "yee-row."
- 5
They don't know Rick Nielsen Lives In Rockford
Spend more time at Woodman's or look for him zooming around in his smart car. You'll spot him eventually.
- 6
They think Rockford Speedway is in Rockford.
It's not, it's in Loves Park.
- 7
They ask which restaurants make great Swedish pancakes.
There is only one and it's Stockholm Inn.
- 8
They don't remember a working Clock Tower.
It's not an easy punchline, it's a fact.
- 9
They tell people they live in Chicago.
No, you live in the 815. Check yourself before you wreck yourself.