Seriously I have a secret love for gnomes. They are even cooler when Lemmy from Motorhead is a gnome.

My sweetie does landscaping for a living, and one of his clients made a joke about how much she loves gnomes. So what did he do? He filled her front yard with gnomes. I'm quite envious of her garden of gnomes, but I will never tell my sweetie that.

Why? Well, what would happen is I would come home to my entire yard full of them. It's like the time I jokingly said we should put astro-turf in the bathroom. My birthday present that year was bright blue astro-turf in the powder room. (Luckily it wasn't hard for me to convince him to get rid of it.)


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I mean seriously! Aren't these awesome!

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