
23 Tweets About Mall Santas
The thankless job of being a "Mall Santa", someone should give HIM a present.

Crying, peeing, screaming, out of control children sitting on your lap for hours...Sounds like a great time.
Obviously you have to have a huge heart and love children to be a Mall Santa. Or maybe you just need beer money.
According to Buzzfeed Here are 23 Tweets about Mall Santas that will crack you up. Some of these are down right hilarious!
- I bet the worst part about being a Mall Santa is finding boots to comfortably accommodate the ankle monitor.
- Wife: How was the Mall Santa Me: Don't meet your heroes
- The Mall Santa just told us "Y'all have a nice day" must be from the South Pole
Be nice to Mall Santa parents, he's hopefully doing you a huge favor.
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