13 Odd Street Names in Rockford

Does this mean there are a bunch of half naked men, lathered in Crisco and freshly waxed roaming the streets? If so... sign me up!

I absolutely could not live on this street. It would be like waking up on the wrong side of the bed everyday. I would just be the crabbiest apple of them all.

Speaking of apples... Why Green Apple Lane? What's wrong with red apples? Yellow apples?

I can appreciate a good mohawk from time to time. But I don't know how I feel about putting glue in my hair. Does this mean everyone on this street has a mohawk?

Oxtail Way? It sounds like some sort of dance crazy. "Do the oxtail way!" Doesn't it? I've heard of oxtail soup... which I assume tastes as gross as it sounds.

I'm not saying, I'm just saying... I'd be afraid to go to Secluded Woods Drive. It sounds creepy, scary and something out of horror film.

Not only would I want to not live here because the street will never see sun (it is call Shady Lane remember?) but I bet some very 'shady' things happen here.

First thing that comes to mind when I hear Tuck A Way. Sounds sneaky, risque, well... secretive. What are they tucking away on Tuck A Way Trail?

This is what happens on Thanksgiving when I eat too much and don't wear stretchy pants. And that sucks. So I don't like this street.

Ahhh! Run for cover! If I lived on this street I would be very afraid of a Big Foot attack. Now if you don't believe in Big Foot... well... something is wrong with you.

Misty Morning... sounds so royal, luxurious, lavish even. I wonder if there are mints on pillows at each house?

I should obviously live here. I am a princess. But, I wouldn't be able to handle all of the royal responsibilities of a princess. I've seen those Disney Movies. The life of a princess is tough.

Yuck. I bet it smells like stinky old socks. YUCK.