Tina Fox and the Red Bull Bong
Well, Tina has made it through a week filling in for Lori.
I have noticed that Tina is kinda sleepy when she gets here, so I have a plan.
You see, Tina is a bartender at night so this whole getting up "early" thing has been a bit of a struggle for her. So since I'm here to help, and make sure she is ready to entertain you, I came up with a brilliant idea.
Once upon a time there was this thing called a Beer Bong. I wasn't even sure if these were even a thing anymore. So after work last night I went and purchased the proper materials, and a couple Red Bull.
Let me finish by saying DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME.