Mom wants to spend time with you this weekend, and smile.

Does your Mother's Day visit come with a gift, lunch, some nice flowers? Hey the bonus pieces are nice. But some time together is what it's all about.

A good Mother's Day smile and laugh is what life is all about. Drink a beer, tell a joke, rip on that uncle that smells like socks.

According to Huffington Post here are Five Mother's Day Greeting Cards That Will Make Mom Laugh:

  • I Love how we don't even need to say out loud that I'm your favorite child.
  • Mom, I can never repay you for everything you've given me including the $700 I'm bout to ask for.
  • Happy Mother's Day to my Second least embarrassing parent on Facebook.
  • You're one of my favorite parents.
  • For all the love you've given, I will one day pay your nursing home bill.

Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there.