lori doesn't understand

I can't even pronounce this one... Kakorrhaphiophobia... but I did get it right, kinda?

Well, I ALMOST understood exactly what a 'mungo' was. I bet that you or the weird guy at the end of your block is a mungo.

I almost did it! I almost, for once, understood something. As my grandmother used to say, "So close, but no cigar." What in the world is zoanthropy anyways?

Turns out I shaved my oxter today. Who doesn't love a nice set of oxters?

What in the world! I was an 80s kid, but I've never heard "Bag your face," "Noid" and "Poofer."

Mother Fracker! How did I not understand this one! I try again with the newly added Merriam-Webster Dictionary word "fracking" for this installment of Lori Doesn't Understand.

Winklepicker? I have never heard this word in my life. I try again for the fourth installment of "Lori Doesn't Understand" and I attempt to find the meaning of the word.

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed, this we know, but I give it a go again for the third time by attempting to understand what the word "doodlesack" means.

I've heard the word "totes" many times in many different phrases. It's the new "hip" word all the young kids are saying. I look deep into my brain and find the meaning.