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Unfortunate Fortunes
Unfortunate Fortunes
Unfortunate Fortunes
You know what really burns me up? Clowns. But for once, this tirade isn't about the low rung of the entertainment ladder (one step below disc jockey). No, this is about faith. Blind faith. I order Chinese food for two reasons. One, because I could live off of it forever and two, because I need the guidance provided by fortune cookies...