Seven Newborn Things for Lori That she will Appreciate

Lori is so ready to have her baby, and I have some good news for her.

This whole pregnancy thing around here has been quite the journey, for all. The ups, the downs, the 96lbs of Cherry Twizzlers consumed.

The good news for Lori is that she is really close. Before you know it, the yet to be named little girl (Frankie Hendrix Van Halen Nielsen) will be here. Then the real fun begins.

I have Seven Newborn Things for Lori that come from Scary Mommy this should hopefully make the next phase a little earlier.

• Babies Sleep a Lot - It may not match your schedule always, but they do knock out.
• They Are Quieter Than You Realize - There is crying, there is screaming, but heck they do stay quiet the majority of the time
• Their Needs Are Pretty Basic - Sleepy, hungry, got gas? There you go.
  
• You Can Go Places Pretty Easily - Bundled, carrier, car seat, away you go!
  
• They Will Stay In One Spot - No worries about the newborn walking away or borrowing the keys.
• Your Clean House Can Stay That Way - Laundry and bottles, lots and lots. Other then that no big messes.
  
• That Newborn Smell - Besides the occasional bombs in the diaper, this is a sweet reward.