Seven Jokes About Illinois

These are legit jokes about Illinois, someone took the time to come up with these.

Some are funny, some are predictable. I guess you can't take yourself too serious.

According to Only In Your State here are Seven Jokes About Illinois. Read through, then go for the punchlines. I'd love to here if you have more!

Captain.Jack@townsquaremedia.com

• What’s the only thing that grows in Chicago?
• Did you hear that Northwestern football doesn’t have a website?
• What separates an average team from a great team?
• What’s the difference between southern Illinois and yogurt?
• What do you call a student at the University of Illinois?
• What term do you use to refer to an Illinois politician?
• What’s the difference between puppies and Illinois sports fans?

• The Crime Rate
• They can't string three W's together
• The Wisconsin-Illinois Border
• Yogurt has an active living culture
• Someone rejected from Northwestern
• Inmate
• Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining