Today, I decided to give Captain Jack the hair he always wished he had.

I have to give you a little bit of information on what has been going on with me this week. Maybe this will help you understand why my brain isn't working.

So for the past week, I've been waking up super early and filling in on our sister station, News Talk 1440 WROK's morning show. It's been a great opportunity and I have learned about food, Pokemon Go and Donald Trump's incredible hair.

No matter where you are on the political spectrum, we can all agree that Donald Trump's hair is spectacular. It's amazing that it is real and how he is the only person on the planet with his signature hair cut.

When scrolling through the news wire I saw a story about Hillary Clinton and a Facebook app called Trump Yourself. The app will allow you find out what Donald Trump has said about people like you.

Well, this early in the morning, I'll be honest. I can't see straight. I didn't see the 'Facebook' in the phrase 'Facebook app' and I went directly to my phone and downloaded the first app that came up when I typed in the phrase 'Trump Yourself.'

I ended up downloading Trump Yo'Self iPhone app which basically does this:

Lori Trump
Lori, Townsquare Media via Trump Yo'Self
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Yep, that is me with Donald Trump's signature hair cut. Looking good, huh?

I know, I realize that it could have been so much better if you couldn't see my pony tail sticking out the top of my Trump hair.

But who do I know that doesn't have a pony tail, or hair for that matter?

I know! Captain Jack! I sometimes wonder if Captain Jack is jealous of my luxurious locks... since he doesn't have any. I've decided to give him the greatest haircut of all time. The Trump.

CJ Trump
Lori, Townsquare Media via Trump Yo'Self
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Turned out great didn't it! Ha!

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