This morning an older woman gave me the finger on Route 75, I feel fortunate.

I was driving along this morning on Route 75, and slowed down behind a person that was turning left. The problem with this was she was waiting for a car to pass before turning...the car she was waiting for was a football field away. I mouthed, "What the hell" apparently she could read lips and flipped me the bird as she turned, I got off easy.

From Lehigh County News in Pennsylvania, a road rage argument ended with one guy pooping on another guy.

"The accused and the victim got into a road rage argument, leading the accused to defecate on the victim" - Pennsylvania State Police

Now Henry George Weaver is being charged with harrassment...stinky, stinky, harassment.