Oh, Flordia you are the gift that keeps on giving!

One Flordia Grandmother got the surprise of a lifetime when she found a naked man on her back porch first time last Friday morning.

Pennelope Petterson told WFTV, that the first thing she does in the morning is open the blinds to look for her cat.

“I always look first. I opened the blinds and said, ‘What the hell? That’s not my cat,"

No, it was not her cat she was seeing. It was 28-year-old Axel Rivera wearing nothing but his birthday suit.

Ms. Petterson, who happened to be a former security and law enforcement employee, knew how to act fast to scare off the would-be intruder.

The resourceful woman popped out her dentures and shouted:

"Grandma No Teeth!"

Well, the quick thinking worked because the naked man fled and was later picked up by police. He has since been charged with burglary and exposing sexual organs.

At Rivera's hearing on Friday, the prosecutor said alcohol might have been a factor in his behavior. Really?!?! One never would've guessed.

[mystateline.com]