Well, this is gonna leave a mark. This video is NSFW.

 

 

According to Fox 32 in Chicago, a naked man apparently high on drugs was found bleeding heavily in the Irving Park neighborhood. This gentleman found it necessary to cut off his man parts.

When police arrived, the naked and bleeding man charged at the officers. The upstanding citizen that was filming the entire fiasco was yelling for the officer to pull the trigger but the officer used a Taser.

At the writing of this story, the current condition of the naked man with no package was unknown. You can probably figure out a few health problems for this guy in the near future if he survives.