Meth + Heroin + Threesome = Missing Genitals

Here's some helpful hints if you are planning a threesome, makes sure there isn't a participant on meth and heroin.

South Carolina Threesome Goes Really Wrong is a headline that you don't wanna click on but you do anyway.

October 22nd, cops in Hanahan, South Carolina were called to an apartment complex. The 911 call said there was an assault, where....drum roll... the female attempted to bite off a man's penis.

Here's where it gets, um. interesting?

The suspect, Cameo Louise Luchka, 26, told police that she was on heroin and meth.   Luchka struggled with cops  and “barked, growled, and hissed”...and there was a very injured man.