Pinellas Count Sheriff's Office

It appeared that this man had a bad limp, or maybe just 11 liquor bottles down his pants.

According to Smoking Gun Anthony Whitfield of St. Petersburg, Florida likes to steal liquor, a lot. Mr. Whitfield has got away with over $3000 in booze in the last three months....Until November 23rd. He had eleven liquor shoved down his pants at a Walmart.

Is that Patron, or are you just happy to see me?