Mac and cheese candy canes do exist and we can't even...

Ugh!

The thought makes me shudder.

I like Mac and Cheese and I like candy canes, but I draw the line at eating them in the form of a sweet treat that's cheesy too.

Archie Mcphee, a Seattle based store with online shopping, stakes their claim that  they "[have] been bringing strange and amazing things to the world for more than 30 years." They take pride in the fact that "[They] design and manufacture the kinds of impractical items that make life better." (Delish)

Wow! Really? Mac and Cheese Candy Canes will make our lives better?

Umm, I'm thinking no they don't and won't.

If you're curious what this creation tastes like one Instagram user, junkfoodmom, said that "this a new Archie McPhee flavor this year...and that it "isn't bad." Also, she says that "the candy canes smell like cheese and taste like mac & cheese [yet] the sweetness overpowers the flavor eventually so it's doable."

Oh ok. Uh, yeah...I think I'll pass on taste testing these.

Apparently, this isn't the only flavor that the creator of strange and amazing things is turning out new for this year. They also have a gray and white striped candy cane called "Clamdy Cane".

Yes, it's exactly what you're thinking. It's a candy cane with clam flavoring.

Oh no...  I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Gross. No way would I eat that.

To see more of the wild and crazy flavors of candy canes they have including flavors of pickle, bacon, rotisserie chicken and any other oddity they have concocted, click here.