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Like Tornadoes, Illinois is Zombie Disaster Prepared

This is a real thing, from the floor of the senate.

The zombie is lying
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The Illinois House got really creepy and down right scary with their bill passing lately.

According to NBC Chicago The Illinois House Votes for October to be Zombie Readiness Month.

There is a stare rep named Emanuel Chris Welch that spoke about being ready for natural disasters. How to prepare for the worst situations that could take place in the state of Illinois. You know, tornadoes and zombies.

“I am told that if you are prepared for zombies, then you would be prepared to deal with a natural disaster like tornadoes, blizzards, natural disasters of any kind. You would have proper food storage, you would’ve identified a place where you would go for shelter and you’d be prepared for a natural disaster”.  – Emanuel Chris Welch

So as we got dumped on with another round of snow and are concerned with safe travel, do not worry people of Illinois we are ready for the living dead.

Should we call in Svengoolie on this one? He’s a Chicago dude and might be able to help with this kind of stuff.

So as you are shoveling today, or attempting to get the kids dinner tonight on the snow packed roads just remember one thing. The state of Illinois will have us prepared for the zombie takeover.



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